I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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