you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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