What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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