'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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