we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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