It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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