is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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