This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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