Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
false alarm. still invincible.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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