there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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