I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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