Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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