check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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