Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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