Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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