i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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