No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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