Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I skipped work to stalk him.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
