i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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