a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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