is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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