So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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