I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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