the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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