Small penises have feelings too.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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