I cockslap morals
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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