On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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