but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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