you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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