Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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