Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
birth control should be required to get into college
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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