Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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