also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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