So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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