Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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