Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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