You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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