You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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