One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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