i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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