im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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