Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
that is very illegal...i love you.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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