I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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