my sisters under your porch take her home
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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