At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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