well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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