it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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