I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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