i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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