I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm passing your future prison.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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