Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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