last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my sisters under your porch take her home
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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