Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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