My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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