I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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