so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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