And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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