I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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