Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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